The Nerd: Today, I wanna focus on the original Ecco the Dolphin, but a review on the shitty Dreamcast might show up down the line, with its awful dolphin driving controls, and creepy rearview facecam like Ecco is a fuckin' car. Suddenly, a "powering down" sound effect plays as the console shuts down.) (As the Sega Dreamcast opens, the Nerd pours some of the drink inside the CD drive. (Uncorks a bottle of Rolling Rock) So here ya go Dreamcast! Have a Rolling Rock on me. Wow! The Dreamcast is old enough to drink. Speakin' of which, the Dreamcast is 21 years old this month. and it even got a goddamn reboot on the Sega Dreamcast. It got ported onto different Sega consoles, including the Sega CD, it got a better sequel, Tides of Time, it got a toddler edition called Ecco Jr., it got a shitty Tiger-style electronic game, it got this Pico-shit. But it somehow tricked every Genesis owner into buying it, and Sega REALLY pushed the shit out of it too.
Seriously, I've never met one person who said anything nice about this game. It seemed pretty much everyone who had a Genesis, had this game in their collection. Not a skateboarding dolphin with a mohawk that shoots lasers and makes wisecracking jokes, no-no, just an ordinary dolphin. (holds up a boxed copy of the Genesis game "Ecco the Dolphin") Ecco the Dolphin? Yeah. Nintendo had Mario, Link, Samus, and Sega had Sonic, ToeJam & Earl. It was durin' the Console Wars, when competitors were pushing their own characters. The Nerd: Let me take ya back to the era of video game mascots. (A punk cover of the AVGN theme plays by B-Plot) AVGN 1&2 Deluxe coming October 30th! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH! Enjoy the episode. Rolfe: But wait, there's more! Wanna be able to jam out to all your favorite bleeps and bloops from the game? Then stick this in your sound holes: the three-record custom vinyl set of the game's badass soundtrack. New pins, new stickers, new posters and for the first time ever: new premium shirts like these! You'll be the most fashionable Nerd on the block, and I'm not talkin' death blocks! (whistle) Rolfe: Kinda! But wait, there's more! Not happy just getting the game? Then head on over to and check out all the brand new merch now for pre-order as well. Old Nerd: Wait, man, this game has a story?! Are you Nerd enough to reach the new final chapter and finish the game's story? We got faster responding, multiple save slots, and more accessibility options than you can shake a Shit Pickle at. Experience the 8-bit onslaught in a whole new way, with all new enhanced visuals, new difficulty options, and improved level designs. AGAIN, with The Remas-TURD Angry Video Game Nerd 1 and 2 Deluxe video game, coming digitally to Steam and the Nintendo Switch this October 30th, and eventually to the PlayStation/Xbox stores. Rolfe: I'm gonna take you back to the past. Ecco the Dolphin (Sega Genesis) - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)
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